Narcissism
I got on my feedjit thingee today, only to see a link at the top that says something about our local blogosphere. I clicked on it and saw that it lists the most popular blogs viewed in this area. Of course, because it was on MY feedjit, I figured I must be on THE list!!! After several minutes of searching, I realized my narcissism was getting the best of me and this is just a link they put on everyones. WOW, I really do think it's all about me, don't I?----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Humor At dinner Garrett was telling us the top 5 reasons why he couldn't turn in his homework.
1. I was stranded on a deserted island and needed the paper for a fire.
2. I needed a paper airplane.
3. I was busy bothering my sister.
4. I was in the bathroom and ran out of toilet paper.
5. My teacher taught me to recycle.
He makes us laugh!!!
1. I was stranded on a deserted island and needed the paper for a fire.
2. I needed a paper airplane.
3. I was busy bothering my sister.
4. I was in the bathroom and ran out of toilet paper.
5. My teacher taught me to recycle.
He makes us laugh!!!
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Potty talk and Payback
Earlier I heard Libbie hollering "Use the force, use the force!" It seemed normal since we are a Star Wars house. It took me a few minutes to realize that she was in one bathroom and Gavin was in the other....he finally hollered back "It's already out!" YUCK....but funny too.:)We tended our friends kids the other night and I, being the "open communicator" (or just plain rude) friend that I am I told them that their kids were using lots of potty talk. Well...here you go guys...we got the same thing going on here. Literally!!!
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Payback again.....
A while ago a friend came to the front door with a welt on her lip. Knowing she was my close friend I felt I could ask her why her lip looked funny. She proceeded to tell me she'd snapped a tiny rubber band on her lip while doing her little girls hair. She wasn't happy about it. WELL, pay back is ...you know what.....because I have snapped 3 of those suckers on my lips lately. In the words of Phoebe "I have tasted my own medicine, and IT IS BITTER!"
7 comments:
Funny stuff. I love the quilts. You're a talented sewer. That is sure a lot of work to make them out of something that was already something else.
You know, every one does look on your blog because you're so cool!
Audrey
Thanks for thinking of that clothes part Audrey -- I had NO IDEA how much harder it is to make quilts of out clothes than just plain fabric when I started this whole grand plan.:) I'm slowly learning and much more appreciative of fabric on a bolt.:)
I try to keep my snide comments as thoughts because I know that 'payback' monster is lurking, just waiting to strike.
You should put a Star Wars picture in your bathroom!
(Love the new family pictures!!)
I love the new family pix also! Thanks for baring your soul (and that of your children) for a good laugh! I love you mucho grande!
I always love reading your blogs--so much the same going on at our house--makes me feel better somehow! Love the new family pics--such cute kids!
that new blogosphere thing is interesting. I looked at a funny blog today from a lady that sells vinal lettering and she was making fun of all the cheezy saying people have on her homes. Instead of putting "All because two people fell in love" above her kid's pictures, she put "All because two people had no idea what they were getting into" It's kind of sad that I already love this girl and I have no idea who she is!
okay jamie...THAT'S hilarious!! I think I may need to use that one ...all because two people didn't know what they were getting into....what is the link?
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